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I took an English Proficiency Exam twice and passed both with a professional level grade. But if you ask me what the hell a noun, a verb and an adjective means, i'll honestly tell you I HAVE NO IDEA.

I was downloading some songs from the net then i saw some that was way misspelled. I was irritated by the way it was written because personally, i really REALLY hate seeing wrong spelling and hearing wrong grammars, especially from college professors.

Now i'm not a perfectionist. And i don't have an obsessive-compulsive disorder either. But college professors should think about how they talk to the class.

IN A LOGIC CLASS WITH A LAWYER FOR A PROFESSOR:

Running my ass out from the 4th floor stairs..

Professor: Where do you think you're going?! What time is it?
Me: Uh.. 9:16 sir?..
Professor: Well the school policy states that there would be no more admission for the duration of the class for students who are late for more than fifteen minutes! You surely don't know that..don't you?

*toink!*

One new years eve, some drunk bitch was banging our house' gate. SHE was a working student priding herself to be a receptionist in some big time mining corporation. She insults me in the way certain people think how pathetic and stupid i am and is audaciously bragging about her intelligence quotient. Already making a commotion, she asks me a personal question that she had came for.. ( P.S.- the bitch is not mine)

Wildly flailing around a large rock..

Bitch: Why the hell can't you answer a simple question?!?
Me: .................
Bitch: Speak up you stupid moron! SILENT MEAN YES!!
Me: (rolling on the floor laughing..)